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Added May 25th, 2012 by Chalk

Tim Tebow’s Virginity Mocked By New Teammates On Jets

The NFL’s most hyped Christian backup quarterback who can’t throw that good, Tim Tebow, is drawing plenty of attention in offseason workouts with his new team, the New York Jets. Tebow’s new teammates apparently think that Tebow’s wholesome Christian values and his opposition to premarital sex are all a big joke as they openly mocked their virginal backup in front of media members.

They did this by chanting “Lolo” at Tebow. You see, Lolo Jones is a female American Olympian (track & field) who went on HBO to talk about the difficulties of being a virgin. The Olympian then heard about the chant, and said she would be willing to do the nasty with Tebow, but only if he preferred chocolate milk to regular milk. No, seriously.  She tweeted: “Ask Tebow if he wants a glass of milk. If he says yes, ask him if he prefers chocolate. if he says no, then no more Tebow date suggestions.”

Know who else isn’t a big fan of Tebow? Why, the agent of the Jets starting quarterback Mark Sanchez. He got on the Twitter too with this ditty: “No offense media, but of course Sanchez is going to outperform Tim T., Mark is a franchise quarterback and Tim is a great athlete.”

Virgin? Athlete? Ouch!

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