
Now that spring training is upon us and the pretend games are ready to start, SportsUntapped presents a two-part series listing the Top 5 Off-Field MLB Stories and Top 5 On-Field MLB Stories of the offseason. Today, y’all get the off-field list….
5. Kate Hudson dumps Alex Rodriguez
Almost Famous remains permanently ruined.
4. Matt Kemp gets with Rihanna
Supposedly they’re just friends, but I don’t put my hands on my friends’ asses like that.
3. Derek Jeter gets a restaurant hostess fired a few weeks before Christmas
Jeter misses a clutch opportunity to help out one of his fans.
2. Mark McGwire finally admits he did steroids, sort of apologizes, continues bitching about media attention
1. Derek Jeter stars in Tiger Woods’ sex dream
At least one of Tiger’s mistresses was one of Jeter’s exes. The money quote:
“I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament. I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f – – -ed by Derek [Jeter] and David [Boreanaz, Agent Booth from FOX's hit drama Bones]. Some part of me thinks you would like that.”
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Catcher Torrealba Hits Venezuelan Umpire, Gets Suspended - December 23rd, 2011
Cardinals Sign Carlos Beltran; Nationals Trade for Gio Gonzalez - December 19th, 2011
Reds Get Latos From Padres For Four Players - December 7th, 2011
Mets Trade Pagan To Giants, Add Torres and Three Relievers - December 5th, 2011
Marlins, Jose Reyes Agree To Six-Year, $106 Million Deal - November 25th, 2011
Yankees Re-Sign Freddy Garcia - November 21st, 2011
Justin Verlander Wins AL MVP - November 18th, 2011
Cubs Hire Sveum As Manager - November 10th, 2011
Nationals Catcher Kidnapped in Venezuela - November 9th, 2011
Cubs, Red Sox Interviewing Same Managerial Candidates - November 7th, 2011
Orioles Get Duquette To Take GM Job - November 3rd, 2011
2012 World Series Odds: November 2011 - November 1st, 2011
Yankees Keep Sabathia For Extra $30 Million - October 28th, 2011
Rangers Blow World Series … Twice





