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This Friday, just days after Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren finalized their highly publicized divorced, Elin’s first (and she says last) interview hits newstands in the latest issue of People magazine. In the interview, Elin talks about still being a fan of Tiger the golfer, liking a Saturday Night Live parody of her ex-husband’s famous car crash, and answers the burning question of how she could possibly not suspect that her husband was cheating on her on such an epic scale.

So since Tiger had a golf bag’s worth of mistresses, how could Elin not know? Elin says she’s been asking herself the same thing. “I felt stupid as more things were revealed,” she told People. “How could I not have known anything?”

Elin says her two young kids were a huge distraction. “She says she was embarrassed that she didn’t know what was going on,” People’s executive editor told The Early Show on CBS. “But she was at home, having babies and taking care of the babies. She says she had no idea.”

Elin says she “felt like my whole world had fallen apart” and that she’s “been through hell.”  But she’s still has nice things to say about Tiger the golfer:

I wish him all the best in the future, as a person and as an athlete. I know he is going to go down as the best golfer that ever lived, and rightfully so. I feel privileged to have witnessed a part of his golfing career.

Elin wanted to publicly deny that there was ever any violence between her and Tiger, but also wanted to make sure everyone knew she thought this SNL skit was “hysterical”:

Think any of this will be a distraction for Tiger tomorrow when he begins the first round of the PGA Tour playoffs at The Barclays?