Tiger Woods reportedly made whoopie with porn star Joslyn James, which is, really, no big deal considering the stadium-sized number of chicks that have come forward to announce their own Tiger hanky panky stories. However, what is a big deal is the fact that James is claiming Woods made a baby begin to grow inside of her … twice!

James says she was pregnant in 2007 and 2009, but miscarried the first child and aborted the second. Oh, the convenience! What makes her allegations even more sad/depressing is that she says she was prego simultaneously with Tiger’s wife, Elin, both times.

Interesting enough, James did not tell Tiger about either baby a.k.a. her stake at bajillions of dollars because she “just didn’t want to ruin anything.” Ruin what, exactly? Your chance of making Tiger an honest man? You know, the kind of honest man who purportedly sleeps with other women who aren’t his wife as many times as he sleeps with his wife. Yeah, I do think he would risk millions in endorsements by admitting that his affair with a porn star was the reason why he left his wholesome, pregnant, fair-haired wife. True love lives!

Well, Tiger should know now about the two (alleged) pregnancies. And maybe, he would have appreciated a more face-to-face conversation, as opposed to NY Post headliner. But, so it goes when you choose to live a double life. Oh, by the way, James is appropriately the star of “Mama Fucked a Black Man”. Yes. She did, honey. Yes, she did.