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Added June 2nd, 2010 by Chalk

Students, P.J. Dick-Hunt Test Toilets For Penguins

Just a few weeks after the Pittsburgh Penguins played their final game in their old arena and saw their championship hopes swirl down the drain against the 8th-seeded Montreal Canadiens, the team is asking 250 soot-faced students to join construction manager P.J. Dick-Hunt in testing toilets at their new arena.  The team is calling it “Student Flush,” a s***** pun on their student rush program that they ripped off from Broadway shows like Rent.

Penguins president David Morehouse gushes about the s***** idea:

I don’t know that anyone has ever done a promotion around the required simultaneous flushing of the toilets in a new facility, but we thought we could have some fun with it. Students make up such a large part of our fan base that we thought we’d offer them a chance to participate and help us out. And obviously spending the day in a bathroom beats another hard day studying coal mine-ology.

Representatives of PJ Dick Hunt will also join in the simultaneous orgy of toilet flushing.

UPDATE: Fun Fact from our friends at Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

pj dick incorporated used to just be called dick corp. dick corp was located in large, pa. large, pa was dominated by a huge, phallic smokestack with the word LARGE written down its…um…shaft.

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