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Tiger Woods reportedly made whoopie with porn star Joslyn James, which is, really, no big deal considering the stadium-sized number of chicks that have come forward to announce their own Tiger hanky panky stories. However, what is a big deal is the fact that James is claiming Woods made a baby begin to grow inside of her … twice!

James says she was pregnant in 2007 and 2009, but miscarried the first child and aborted the second. Oh, the convenience! What makes her allegations even more sad/depressing is that she says she was prego simultaneously with Tiger’s wife, Elin, both times.

John Daly has capitalized on the absence of Tiger Woods, stealing the show after losing 116 pounds. He cleans up nice.

I’m not sure I’d go as far as saying Daly is “hot” but he is certainly looking good. Okay, he’s kinda hot, in a scruffy, drunk, perverted, bad pants sort of way. Hey, some chicks dig that kind of thing.

Best known for loving beer, Hooters and cigars, the golfer may look different, but is he different? Right around this time last year, he was found passed out outside of a North Carolina Hooters, and later mangled a fan’s camera in Australia. The PGA Tour reacted by serving him with a six-month suspension, and it seemed like we had heard the last of him.

Maybe this will help Tiger get back into his wife’s good graces this Holiday season after the shenanigans he’s been pulling lately…

Tiger Woods, one of the hottest trending topics in celebrity news since Thanksgiving, said in a statement Wednesday that he let his family down with “transgressions” he regrets “with all of [his] heart.” However, instead of letting us in on exactly what transgressions he’s talking about, he says he prefers to deal with his issues behind closed doors. 

A cover story in Us Weekly magazine (you know, the one your lonely wife reads while in line at the market) ”reported” a 31-month affair between the world’s #1 golfer and Jaimee Grubbs, a Los Angeles cocktail waitress and recent Tool Academy airhead. Woods answered questions of his infidelity on his website:

“I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves,” he wrote. “I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.”